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Haye re hamare desh ki mehngai,jo sarkar hai apne sath lai..
Netaon ka to kuch bigda nahi,aam janta ko yeh ras na aai..

Ab to aalu pyaz khridu to ho jati h jebh khali
samjhdhar ho gai hai, karti nahi koi farmaish gharwali..

1-1 paisa joda tha socha tha lunga do pahiye wali nayi gadi
par ab to itne paiso mein nahi aati biwi ki manpsand saree

petrol k daam aasman chadhe,bache kehte h papa ghuma ke lao
gadi ki khali tnki dekhkr bacho se kehta hu chalo bacho chhat
par tumhe aasman ke tare dikhaun.

Kal humne farmaish kar dali biwi se sharbat banane ki
wo chilla kr boli-pani nahi, noubt aa gai h paseene se hi nahane ki.

Roj sochkar ghar se nikalta hun.aaj itna to bcha lunga k khaoun paneer jee bhar kr..
Sham hote hote soch bdal jati h ki daal roti to mil jaye pet bharkar

“soudagar”jeena dubhar ho gya. Sharir thak gya aur chehre ji udi hawai
ab to antim dwar(shmshan bhumi) pr hi le jakar pichha chhodegi. Haye ye hamare deshh ki mehngai

Mehngai Funny Jokes

Mehngai Aaj Se Paanch Saal Baad:-

Chawal: 5 Rs/Dana

Gehu: 2 Rs/Dana

Daal: 4 Rs/Dana

Oil: 10 Rs/Bund

Mehngai Funny Jokes

KOI BHI 3 ITEM LENE PAR DESI GHEE
MUFT MAIN SUNGHAYA JAYEGA.
Mehangai Ke Is Daur Mein Karna Padta
Hain Apne Kharche Par Kaboo
Ek Chutki Bhar Sindoor Ki Keemat
Tum Kya Jaano Re Baabu Bhaiya ji Smile

 

Mehngai Funny Jokes

Funny fact :
Pichle 65 salon me sirf 1 hi cheez par
Mehngai ka asar nahin hua
Woh hai is Desh ke Neta.:-)
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Woh Kal bhi Do-kodi ke the ,
Aaj bhi do Kodi ke hi hain .

Mehngai Funny Jokes

Girl-Mere Bday pr mujhe bahut costly gift dena

Boy-OK.

On the Bday

boy: ur gift!

Girl: how sweet isme kya h?

Boy: PETROL mein tale hue PYAAJ ke Pakode..

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