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Pehle zamane Ki Ladkiya,
Puja Karke Soti Thi
Taaki Unhe Darr Na Lage..
21st Century Ki Ladkiya
Raat Ko Bhi Makeup Karke Soti He,
Taaki Doosro Ko Darr Na Lage.

Dad : Kab sudhrega Nalayak!
Woh Verma Ji ki ladki ko dekh………
Beta : Kaha hain? Kidhar?
Mujhe toh boli ki Out of Town hu!
Ghar aa gayi?

Me- papa aaj maine 5000 kamaye
Dad- great beta, but how?
Me- satta lagaya tha IPL match pe
Dad- harami kahan se seekha yeh sab
Me- IIN se

Cat: “How old are u ?
Elephant: “5 yrs
Cat: “U luk big.
Elephant: “i m a COMPLAN BOY
Cat: “i m 20 yrs
Elephant:” But u luk small
Cat: “PONDS MIRACLE,
BADHTI UMAR MANO THAM SI JAYE!

Whenevr I See A Beautiful Girl
With Fair Complexion Sexy Figure Long Hair
The Only Thing I Remember Is The Tata Sky Slogan..
‘ISKO BAJA DALA, TO LIFE JINGA LALA

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko
himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi

Pati aur patni ghumne gaye.
Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
dekh patni ne pati se kaha –
Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji

Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse
bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko
khaali chod do aur last me likh dena,

Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha
Chudail ne use roka aur kaha :
Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…Mein Chudail hu.
Sardar : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai!
paas karke dikha.

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