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patni-mai driver k naukri se nikal rhi hu
kyuki mai aj dusari bar marte marte bachi hu.
pati-plz darling,use ek mauka aur deno na..plzzz

 

Know your woman’s type : –
1. Windows Woman – kisi kaam k nhi hoti pr
ishk bina gujara bhi nhi hota..
2. Hard-Disk Woman – yeh sab kuch hmesa yaad rakhti hai..
3. RAM Woman –muhh ferte hai apk bare mai sab kuch bhul jati hai..
5. INTERNET Woman – Difficult to access
6. E-mail Woman – ishki kahi 10 baato mai 8 baaten bina matlab k hote hai
7. Virus Woman – ishko “wife” bhi kehte hai,
ishki bare mai jab tak ap jante hai,
tab tak yeh apk system ka band baja chuki hoti hai..

 

pati-raja dashrath ki 3 patni thi..
patni-to?
pati-to mai abhi 2 shaddi aur k sakta hu..
patni-soch lo….!!!!draupati k 5 pati the….
pati-mai apni biwi ko B.A phir M.A phir Ph.d karwaunga
ushko ek achi se job dilwaunga..
frnd-phir koi acha sa ladka dhundh
kr ushki shaadi bhi krwa dena.

 

pati prawachan sun k aya aur
patni ko godd mai utha liya
patni-guruji ne kya rommance
krne ko kaha hai kya?
pati-nhi pagli unhone kaha hai
apkna dukh khud uthana chahiye.

 

pati- maine aj ek sapna dekha?
patni-kya?
pati-ki tm kise se pyar kr rahi ho.
patni-kya tmne use pehchana?
pati-nhi pehchan paya,kyuki mai raat
mai bina chasma k hi so gaya tha.

 

shadi ki mauk pr dulha dulhan ki
mang sindur bharne laga to
ek bola -yaar, ye rashm agar ulati ho jani chahiye
yani dunhan dulhe ki mang mai sindur bhare.
dusara bola-agar aisa hua to duniya k sare
takle kuware hi reh jayenge

 

pati- hipnotis kya hota hai?
patni-kisiko apne control mai kr k apne marji ka kaam krwana.
pati-chal jhuti!!!! use to shaadi kehte hai
ek pati apni patni ko yeh keh kr chidata tha- 3 bacho ki amma
patni ko bahut gussa ata tha
ek din jaise hi pati ne bola 3 bacho ki amma
patni ne turant jwab diya bolo- 2 bacho k papa..

 

 

 

 

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