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Ek murgi market gayi,Aur dukandaar se boli ek anda dena
dukandar bola sram nahi aati murgi hokar anda mangti ho
murgi boli mere pati ne kaha hain ki 3 rupyee ke ande ke
liye apna figure kharab mat karo

Har aarzoo hamesha adhuri nahi hoti
sacche rishton mein kabhi doori nahi hoti
aur jis dil mein aap jaisa mehbooba basti ho
uske liye to dhadkan bhi jaroori nahi hoti

Mohabbat toh bas naam se badnaam hai
asli dard toh slow internet deta hain

Bittu! tum baap ban gaye hamare ghar ladka paida hua hai
wah ji wah !! biwi meri hospital mein hai aur
bacha mere ghar paida hua hai

Is Line ko english mein translate karo
usne apna kaam kiya aur karta hi gaya
English: He done jis Work And Done dana Dan
Done Dana Dan

santa :teri aur bhabhi ki jhodi ram-sita ki jodi hai
banta :kahan yaar na toh yeh dharti mein samati hai
na ise koi ravan le jata hai

Tu itna bada ho gaya aur abhi tak
tujhe daadhi mooch nahi aaye
main bilkul apni maa par gaya hoon

Gandhi ji,krishna aur jesus mein
kya similarity hai
banta : arre teeno ka birthday
holiday pe aata hain

santa ;Mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya
banta: lekin tere pas to hamesha gun hoti hai
wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati

santa : soch raha hu USA ghoom Aun free me
banta : free mein kaise ayega
santa : sochne ke paise thodi lagte hai

ramu :Tumhara dost mar gaya aur tum uske
kriyakaram le liye nahi gaye
shyamu: kya karu usne bulaya hi nhi

Gagan : Mein ladki dhund raha hu
brown rang,blue eyes
pawan: abey ladki chahiye ya sanath jayasuriya

Wife is cute
wen she is mute
Hubby is honey
when he gives money

santa:Automatically ka matlab kya hota hai
oye tujhe yeh bhi nahi pata
banta:jab auto mein ganji ladki ja rahi ho
to use kehte hai automatically

chakna bacha ke rkhna patiala
bna ke rkhna aate hi nahayenge tere
saaan balti me apni bacha ke rkhna

sharmaji woh aadmi mujhe ghoor
ghoor ke dekh raha hain
arre wo to bhangar wala hain
bekar MAAL par nazar rakhna uski aadat hai

sita : tumhe yeh chhota medal kis liye mila
gita : gaane ke liye
Sita : Aur yeh bada medal
gita : gaana bandh karne ke liye

santa: Bde din baad aaye ho,kya kar rahe ho aaj kal
Banta PHD
Santa wah Doctor
Banta: Nahi Pizza home delivery

wife :Gaadi ki chaabi do na kitty party mein ana hain
10 lakh ki gaadi mein jaungi toh jada rob padega
husband : yeh le 10 rs 48 lakh ki bus mein a jada rob padega

Wife : mera IQ bahut acha hain
husband :IQ ka full Form aata hai
wife : Intelligent Question
Husband Tum meri life me IQ

Hindi Mein
Mein kho gaya hun tere pyar mein ab tum bhi kho jao
English Mein
Im Lost in ur love ,now u get lost

Hamara bank aapko interest ke bina
loan deta hain jab dene mein interest
hi nahi hain toh kyon de raho

Mere padoshi ka baccha kho gaya
meine kaha google pr search karlo
mil jaye toh download kar lena

Teacher ne poocha Madhumakkhi ke ghutne ko
angrezi mei kya kehte hain
maine kahaa bee-ki-knee(BIKINI)

Dadi ,kya daru peene se khansi jati hai ?
dadi: kyu nahi jayegi jab mera ghar,pasia
sab kuch chala gaya toh teri khansi kya cheez hain

Delhi Wale :Baap re 45degree itni garmi
rajasthan wale : Bhai itni garmi toh hamare
yahan Winter mein padti hai

Arz kiya hai mujh se break-up kar
ke tujhe kya mila maine nayi pattali
tujhe kya mila baba i ka thullu

Arz kiya hain daaru peene walo
kabhi lassi bhi piya karo
wah wah wah
free mein post padhne walo
kabhi like comment bhi kiya karo

America mobile hamari khoj hain
china : sim card hamari kho hai
koriya : bluetoth hamari khoj hain
japan sms hamari khoj hain
India : Miss CALL hamari girlfriend ki khoj hain

Santa : Tumhari Birthdate Kya Hain
banta: 2nd april
santa : kaunse saal
banta: Har saal

 

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